radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

(Source: rejective, via neverendingwank)

handgunsx:

perks of not having a thigh gap:

• when food drops on your lap, you can catch it

(Source: rottenxcore, via neverendingwank)