Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
(Source: rejective, via neverendingwank)
perks of not having a thigh gap:
- when food drops on your lap, you can catch it
(Source: rottenxcore, via neverendingwank)
